Wednesday, February 27, 2013

 Diary of a Hot Fat Chick .....

 That title seems like an awful lot to live up to.. and I will be really honest here, Its not as easy as it sounds.   I'm not going to blow smoke up your ass and tell you that I never wish I had a body like a " Normal" person.. or that I prefer to shop at the plus size clothing stores because I enjoy paying more money for the clothes that need two or three times the normal amount of fabric to fit my over sized body..

   I am what I am. I'm Fat!

 No sugar coating it by calling myself fun little monikers like Fluffy, Pleasantly plump, Rubenesqe ( my all time personal Favorite BTW) Big Boned and so on and so on... Everyone uses them and those are the nice ones... the ones you use when trying to describe someone without being insensitive..

I am what I am !!..

 So that being out of the way, I guess I should reassure you that this blog isn't going to be bitching about the injustices that us fat folk face ( I'm not saying that  there ain't any  Mind you , Only that I'm more of a changer than a bitch-er )... But just the general Ramblings of  hot fat chick..

 Besides being fat I am many many many other things.. Creative, Energetic,Artistic, Funny, Optimistic, Crafty ( which isn't always the same thing as Creative and Artistic.) Bored, Busy, Lazy, Melancholy, Nostalgic and oh so much more. I'm a Multi faceted person You might say .

 Really I'm am just trying to find myself in a sea of ordinary..

 I live and work in Florida not far from the beach.. In Fact I could walk with my feet in the ocean on my lunch break if I so chose to.. But I don't choose to LOL... I don't  like the sand. It gets freaking everywhere !! 

 I live in an apartment with my two cats Bella and Katie.  and am in a Loving open relationship with my Girlfriend  (who for privacy reasons will be referred to as K)... We have been together for Over two years.... She Loves me , I love her... it doesn't get much simpler than that.

 I work in the Admin side of sales.. I handle the paperwork for the sales reps.. Someones got to do it right !

 So  that's pretty much the Very bare basics of me .. I could go into way more detail but I really think It would be TMI and this stage of the game. Of Course I plan on telling you about my Family, my coworkers, My Car, my hobbies,  my Friends, my Past and what I want my future to be...  but  right now  I don't want my  first blog post to be a novel...

  So I am going to close for now, With the hopes that I can  continue to be motivated and update this little corner of my mind every once in a while..

         Hugs and kisses

 Jenna